Dracula's Bite

It is amazing the things a man will do to get laid. It was Halloween and I was being dragged to a costume party thrown by a few of my girlfriend, Caroline's friends. Although Caroline was a prim and proper insurance underwriter during the day she hung out with a rather arty crew of liberals.

They enjoyed having yelling contests about politics and being sanctimonious about everything else. While I agreed with many of their views, for the most part I thought they acted a bit self important. Caroline had been insistent about going to this party to the point that she had been witholding sexual favors ever since I had tried to get out of it. This was over a week ago and I was at the breaking point. You see when it comes to sex Caroline tends to abandon her conservative nature and adopt the more experimental lifestyle of her artistic comrades. She would try just about anything and was usually exceptional at whatever form of sexual pleasure was performed. I couldn't get enough of her. Consequently I knew I would have to put up with the party and the "great idea" my girlfriend had for our costumes.

On the night of the party I was in an absolute panic. What Caroline wanted to do was beyond my furthest boundaries.

"I wish you would stop worrying. None of your friends will see you and my friends will love it" Caroline suggested.

I was thoroughly convinced that this was a set up by Caroline and her friends. "Honey we are both 30 years old don't you think we have outgrown this sort of thing?" I replied from the bathroom.

Caroline laughed "Outgrown? Outgrown having fun and trying new things? I hope not! Now get down here or we will be late."

I finished dressing and then shuffled as best I could out through the bedroom to the foyer. Caroline heard my approach and without looking up coached me. Honey put the balls of your feet down first not the heels. It's the opposite of your normal step." She looked up. "Whoa you have incredible legs. What's your inseam again?"